11 Jan 2010

Pati,Patni aur Divorcety

Faking News reports

Man seeks divorce from wife secretly married to her television

Bharat Keshav, 32, was shocked to find his wife Kavita, 29, romantically looking at the television screen in the living room when he came back home after a two-week business trip....

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“I couldn’t believe my eyes! There was smile on her face and her eyes shone as she watched some shit on television. Man, she had hardly those feelings for me when I came back. I was shocked! She is more attached to her television than me. I can’t take it anymore.” Bharat said angrily.

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“It’s true that I started loving my television, but this talk of marriage is all bullshit. I think Bharat has lost his mental balance after watching those stupid laughter challenge shows and cricket programs like IPL on television. He thinks women are married to televisions and even bear children with them called Manu and Ranjan.” Kavita retorted, denying the charges of bigamy and infidelity.

Now what i want to see from Faking News is another post where wife seeks divorce claiming that her husband is addicted to both Laptop & Mobile and not just one TV like her